Rachel. 19. New York City/Shanghai. Hopefully you'll find something that'll make you chuckle, guffaw, or blow air out of your nose at a faster rate than usual.

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via thehilariousblog)

Notes
233520
Posted
1 day ago

You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via gnarly)

Notes
284338
Posted
1 day ago

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via memewhore)

Notes
112427
Posted
1 day ago
littlemissmutant:


Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.

This photo is giving me LIFE

littlemissmutant:

Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.

This photo is giving me LIFE

(Source: offbeatbride.com, via ivanerzz)

Notes
17862
Posted
1 day ago
http://angryladies.tumblr.com/post/96321681777/favorfire-jean-luc-gohard-so-apparently →

favorfire:

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it…

Notes
75991
Posted
1 day ago

missbassweight:

patternicity:

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

Forever reblog. hate is taught, always.

(via boldasxloveee)

Notes
539563
Posted
1 day ago

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via cottoncandynsfw)

Notes
12779068
Posted
1 day ago
abadpoetwithdreams:

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.


NOOOOOO DONT DO IT SWEET ELBERETH DONT DO IT

abadpoetwithdreams:

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

NOOOOOO DONT DO IT SWEET ELBERETH DONT DO IT

(via songofsarcasm)

Notes
65952
Posted
1 day ago

erikamoen:

bisexual-books:

All this week we will be highlighting #27BiStories from bisexual Advocate journalist Eliel Cruz with graphics by Trivo Studio 

Part 2 — #27BiStories: When Did You Come Out? What Was The Response Like?

Hoping to shine a light on the myths about the bisexual community — both in and out of lesbian, gay, transgender, and queer spaces — The Advocate has launched a four-part series written from interviews with 27 self-identified bisexuals, all of whom happen to be in relationships. Earlier this week, we asked our sources to confont the biggest misconceptions they face as bisexual people, and today, we’re turning our attention to the “coming out” stories that so often unite members of the LGBT community. 

Do those stories provide the same kind of “we’ve all been there” unity that many in the lesbian, gay, and transgender communities experience when sharing their own coming-outs? Or do bisexual people face ridicule and disbelief from the very people who claim to want to liberate others from the closet? Read on to find out. 

This is #27BiStories. 

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

At least I knew to expect homophobia when I was in same-sex relationships, I was not prepared at all for the biphobia I’d experience later. Personally, I’ve found the dismissal, accusations, and vitriol I get from the queer side regarding my sexuality to be far, far more hurtful than the harassment and garbage thrown at me I’d get from straight men on the street when I’d walk hand-in-hand with my girlfriend.

You expect it from bigoted strangers, you don’t see it coming from your supposed “community”

(via songofsarcasm)

Notes
4693
Posted
1 day ago

clairigan:

i mean sure a boyfriend would be nice to have but a GIRLFRIEND. now we’re talking

(via ivanerzz)

Notes
382
Posted
1 day ago

vinebox:

how everyone feels about school

(Source: vinebox, via goodbye-to-a-world)

Notes
43178
Posted
1 day ago

thetardis-in-221b:

This scene just gets sadder and sadder the older I get.

(Source: fictionalmasterpiece, via oriongalaxygoddess)

Notes
95981
Posted
2 days ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter